So "Shhmaart"

Rocky:  "I has a shmart"

Pouty Face!

This is the look I get from my dog when I leave for work every morning!  What a pouty face!  I wish he knew I had to leave to earn money for his kibble and treats!  :)

Car Rides

So, when we go on car rides with the dogs, our other two dogs (Kara and Oreo) are good and lay down in the backseat.  Rocky on the other hand, decides the perfect spot is in the foot-well!  Yep....my feet usually end up going on the dashboard!  Of course, it is too much of a bother for Rocky to have my feet rest on him (God Forbid!).  I get my toes licked and defiant sighs if I disobey!!!

....And.... sometimes Rocky sleeps like this and lets me get my feet room back.  How nice of him :)

What I see when I get home

10 THINGS 2 LUV BOUT HOOMANS

(Rocky's perspective in response to the previous post)

1.)  GIVINGS US TREATS

2.)  KEEPIN US ON ROUTINUE!  SRSLY, STARIN AT TEH DOOR KNOB WAITIN 2 GO OUT GETS OLD PEEPS!

3.)  BELLY RUBS PULAY TIEM!

4.)  PRETENDIN DAT THEY R FOOLIN US BY USIN "W" 2 REPLACE TEH WERD WALK AN USIN "T" 2 REPLACE TEH WERD TREAT....  SRSLY, CMON!

5.)  SURPRISIN US WIF WET FUD IN R BOWLS

6.)  ASKIN US IF WE "WANTS 2 GO...?"  DOESNT MATTR WER WE R GOIN, BUT WE WANTS 2 GO!!!

7.)  MAKIN BARKIN SOUNDZ AT US....HAHAHAHA....SRSLY U DO IT ALL WRONG!

8.)  GIVIN ME BITE OV UR DINNR....

9.)  NOT JUDGIN ME 4 SOUNDIN LIEK IM HAVIN SEIZURE WHEN I SLEEP!

10.)  ASKIN US QUESHUNS...LIEK WE R SUPPOSD 2 RESPOND BAK IN PERFIK ENGLISH OR SOMETHIN...SURE, WE WILL JUS SIT HER AN LOOK CUTE WHEN U DO DAT :)

10 Funny things about a Boxer

1.)  When they get excited, they hop around like bunnies...then they get distracted, look behind themselves...then two seconds later, they resume hopping!

2.)  Their definition of snuggling involves spinning once to get the right butt planting position, and then laying on top of you...

3.)  Go into a comatose state after scratching their ears for 30 seconds, which involves dropping their head so low it knocks them off their feet...

4.)  Get distracted when they pass a mirror, and appear to be checking out the really good looking dog in the reflection....

5.)  When they pass gas they act just as shocked by it as you!

6.)  They firmly plant a paw on your leg (or shoulder) to prove ownership...or just to say "c'mon, I need to peeee"

7.)  The adorable confused head tilt...especially when popcorn is popping in the microwave, or a siren is going off...

8.)  Their ability to act like humans with facial expressions and dramatic sighs...

9.)  The pompous, full of themselves look male boxers get when they see another dog, or a bird on a walk!

10.)  Jumping up and biting the spray off the garden hose!

Rocky has no idea he is a dog!

Puppy-hood Memory #2

One day after coming home from work, I found my dog sitting at the door.  He was gazing up at me with his ears tucked back.  His whole body was vibrating because his nub was wagging so hard!  I looked around my apartment, and realized he had behaved outside of his pen all day!  Well, so I thought anyways.  Keep in mind, my dog in the previous weeks had destroyed an entire couch (and that is a story all by itself).  I was overjoyed!  I couldn't believe that finally my dog was growing out of his puppy-hood madness.  I kept looking around my apartment for evidence of bad behavior, and could not find anything.  Then, I remembered!  I went down to rub my dog's belly to reward him for his good behavior, and soon discovered a sticky red and white mess on his neck.  I had thrown away a dessert that morning that had gone bad.  My dog had decided to help himself to the trash can without knocking it over, and flipped the lid all on his own.  Now the question is, if I would of thrown away that dessert earlier, could it have saved my couch?  Who am I kidding?  I highly doubt it!