Puppy-hood Memory #1

About two months after I brought Rocky home, his silly personality was coming out in full force.  After a long day at work, I came home and pretty much went straight to bed.  A few hours later as I was resting comfortably in bed, I awoke with a strange feeling.  I leaned over to turn on the lamp in my room, and discovered Rocky had pulled every single flip-flop I owned out of my closet.  At the time, I owned about five different pairs.  Not only did he help himself to a fine selection of shoes, but he decided to put every single pair in bed with me.  I guess I should be thankful he didn't decide to get angry with the shoes and chew them up.  However, it still leaves me to wonder what exactly was he thinking?  Maybe he has a little human in him, and was just trying to help his mom get ready in the morning.  If I could plug headphones into his little doggie brain at that moment, I am pretty sure it would sound something like this; "MUST HALP MOM GIT DRESD IN DA MORNIN...SHE ALWAYS WAKEZ UP LAST MINIT!  I KNOE, I HALP WIF SHOE SELECSHUN.  HER IZ PAIR!  I PUT THEM IN BED 4 HER....NO WAIT...SHOOT, MAYBE SHE WANTS THEES, I BRIN THEES 2!  WELL, NO, MAYBE SHE WANTS THEES 2...HECK, ILL JUS GRAB THEM ALL!"